Cuckoo London is the place to be if you’re looking for a young and elegant crowd and a two-floored exclusive Mayfair nightclub that is simply one of a kind.

If you’ve been looking for a Cuckoo Club London review, you’ve found it. Here’s everything you need to know, including the Cuckoo London table prices, dress code, and, of course, how to book. 

Cuckoo London Tables

A Cuckoo London table is a perfect way for gents and large groups to make the most out of the Cuckoo Club experience. Whether you’re booking a table on the upper floor or the lower floor, or in either VIP section, you can be sure it’s going to be a unique experience.

When booking a Cuckoo London table, you’ll get to choose between one of the club’s two floors. The upper floor, known as the Cosmos, is all about a glamorous space theme. Meanwhile, the lower floor – The Garden – offers a more intimate experience in a setting inspired by Alice in Wonderland.

If you’d like to book a Cuckoo London table, prices start at £1,500 minimum spend for floor tables and £2,000 minimum spend for Cuckoo VIP tables. 

Cuckoo London Guestlist

The Cuckoo London guestlist is one of the best options for ladies or for mixed groups on a budget. Nevertheless, spots are very limited, so it’s important to join the Cuckoo guestlist as soon as you can. That said, being on the Cuckoo guestlist means you’ll have access to some complimentary drinks and the promoter table shared with other clients on the guestlist.

While the Cuckoo London guestlist can accommodate mixed groups, we recommend a table booking for large groups to access the venue. Not only does a table come with special perks, but while guestlist depends on capacity, table bookings are prioritised.

Cuckoo London Prices

The Cuckoo London prices start at £1,500 for tables on the upper and lower floors. As for the Cuckoo guestlist entry price, it’s usually £20/£30 for girls and £50/£60 for guys. Keep in mind, the entry fee can generally go up to £100 depending on the night and the event.

Cuckoo London Menu

The Cuckoo London menu is packed with a wide range of brands and a variety of sizes up to the 6-litre Methuselah bottles. There is also the option of ordering a bottle show which means your bottles will be carried to your table by Cuckoo’s bottle crew along with sparklers, and bottle presenters.

Cuckoo London Dress Code

The Cuckoo London dress code is smart and elegant. The club is a high-end exclusive venue after all, so guests are required to dress accordingly.

For ladies on the Cuckoo guestlist, heels are mandatory. You can also wear evening boots with heels as long as the whole outfit is elegant. Aside from footwear, we recommend an elegant dress. Dark denim pants and a chic top also work.

As for gents, the best and safest choice of outfit is a dress shirt, smart trousers, and dress shoes. Clean and on-trend trainers also work as long as the whole outfit is elegant.

Keep in mind that overly casual items, like beachwear and sportswear, are not allowed for anyone.

Cuckoo London Music

The Cuckoo London music is hip-hop and open format on the upper and lower floors. This means you can expect some RnB, commercial, and house music, too.

Starting in September and for a few months after, Cuckoo London usually brings back Cuckoo Thursdays. During the night, the club plays the hottest Reggaeton beats on their lower floor while the upper floor plays hip-hop and open-format music.

Cuckoo London Location

The Cuckoo London location is Swallow St, London W1B 4EZ in Mayfair. Less than a minute away from the famous Regent Street, Cuckoo is one easy club to access. Plus, you can arrive early to the area for a couple of drinks at one of Mayfair’s elegant bars.

Cuckoo London Opening Times

The Cuckoo London opening times are:

Wednesday: 11:00 PM – 03:30 AM

Friday: 11:00 PM – 03:30 AM

Saturday: 11:00 PM – 03:30 AM

There you go, a straightforward Cuckoo London review with everything you need to know. If you’d like to book a table or join the guestlist, we recommend doing it at the beginning of the week at the latest. For any questions, you can always contact us and we’ll help out.